Let’s face it, the VP debate is about as relevant as the Team Jacob/Team Edward debate from the mid-2000’s. Well actually, maybe not, both the presidential candidates have higher unfavorable ratings than traffic jams and pimples deep down in your ear. Whatever you do, don’t get on social media – here’s a recap, “The old white guy I like is better than the old white guy you like! Snarky comment and hashtag.”
I thought of more fun debates to have, and these are just as important as the person who is going to do whatever in the hell “Lunch Bucket” Joe Biden did for eight years (he’s a career politician, but apparently he has a lunch bucket, in case you wondered).
Who’s more annoying, wine snobs or beer connoissuers?
If someone offers you candy, and it is actually licorice; can you punch them only or all out beat them to death?
What is scarier, running out of beer right when the closest beer store cuts off sales or being attacked by sharks with machine guns?
Am I getting fat or does my washing machine shrink my clothes faster than any other washing machine ever in history?
What is thinner – a newspaper page or the toilet paper at work?
Did Tim Kaine have surgery to get his eyebrows to look like that or is he Jack Nicholson’s Joker with the flesh makeup on?
What is whiter, a blizzard at the North Pole on Christmas or Mike Pence’s hair?
That should keep you busy with important questions that need answers. Enjoy.