The internet is how most people get their news these days, so thankfully it’s very important headlines popping up. Here’s the best of this week~
“U.S. may formally charge ISIS with genocide.” YES! That will show them. Sure, they sell girls into sex slavery, behead other religions (and their own, actually), set people on fire, and mass execute children and the elderly, but they have yet to feel the terrible swift sword of justice that is the accusation of something they are proud to do. Wait a minute…
“Sanders has 30 point lead over Clinton in West Virginia and here’s why that matters” which was next to “Clinton will close out Sanders in South Carolina.” (Whispering) It seems these political articles have agendas or something. SHHHH!!!
“Rescued Swedish girl says life under Islamic State ‘really hard'”. See the paragraph from earlier. And to think, I thought it was all dance parties and ponies.
“When plastic surgery goes too far.” There was a picture of a guy trying to look like Superman. No need to read, I got it.
“Is Trump unstoppable? Former Huckabee senior adviser weighs in.” Yes, finally, an adviser from the five term president Mike Huckabee to drill this Trump phenomenon down.
I think I’m done with the news for a while. If you are too and in Columbus Feb. 26, come out to Rehab Tavern for a free comedy show at 8pm! On another note, I would like to thank everyone who read my last blog. It was hard to write, out of the ordinary from my comedy writing and very important to me. It is the most read blog I have ever done in five years and the feedback I got was and will always be very appreciated.