It’s an election year, so we as a nation get collectively dumber by the day. The usual issues get bounced around, people are tired of some politicians, scared of others and so on. Well, it’s time we discussed issues, not candidates. Here’s some laws we must pass if we want to flourish as a nation.
If someone asks you a question, then asks another question while you are trying to answer that first question, you are allowed, by law, to chop them in the throat. If someone asks you your opinion, then trashes your answer because they already knew what they wanted to hear and simply wanted justification, then the same, but to any part of their body.
If someone posts more than one political post per day on social media, they have to run for office or start a political talk radio show in one week. If not, they must have an electric shock therapy device installed on their keyboard…maybe just the letters “e” and “s” to make it fun.
Anyone caught trolling people on the internet under a fake name has to move under a bridge where they belong.
If someone’s cell connection is bad, but they still call you five times in a row, they are not allowed to make another call until they wear a hat with an antenna on it.
That’s a good start. Oh, and if you make a beer that tastes like coffee, you have to put a warning label on it that it will taste like ass. Keep them in their own worlds, people. They’re both good on their own.