Women are better than a lot of things than men. For example, if men got pregnant, every baby would be born with cirrhosis. They are also really good at organizing social events called showers. If men had showers, there would be no presents given, just cash and possibly a cigar or bottle of liquor. Probably not much help with junior. At least not until he’s five or six anyways.
One of the surprises for me is that I actually got some shower gifts too! (For the baby, but you can tell they weren’t for my wife.) Here’s a taste of what I/Baby Coen got.
All this stuff from my family is really cool, but it made me realize unless I want an overly patriotic, beer drinking football fan who likes comics, I should let my wife take over most of the clothes and gifts.