While I was out this weekend, two magazines had covers running down the most stylish men. I am very stylish, as long as t-shirts and jeans are good. Not those Ed Hardy shirts or men’s jeans with glitter. Those are just ridiculous. Here’s an example.
I went to get new shoes, as mine are pretty run down. My wife and I walked in – I’ll be damned, there’s the same exact shoes! Wife: “Don’t tell me you’re getting the same shoes.” Yep. Wife: “You should branch out.” I did last time, I liked these, now I’m buying the same ones I found when I branched out. Wife: “You’re boring. You should try something new.” I like you. Should I branch out and find a new wife? Wife: “I should have found a new husband by now.” Stylish and still got the smooth talk for my lady. I should be on a magazine cover.