Fan appreciation day

I got to go to fan appreciation day at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh this past weekend.  I got to do some cool things, like see the Super Bowl trophies (they’re silver, just like on TV), get some autographs, and go into the Steelers locker room.  I didn’t get to use Polamalu’s shampoo or kick a field goal (stupid kids hogging all the field), but I did get to stand next to a chair.

Cameron Heyward's ass was here!
Cameron Heyward’s ass was here!

I thought it was funny how the NFL locker room had OHSA type signs, like how to tackle, file contract bonus claims, and how to dress.

Captionless, so as not to make the illiterate feel bad.
Captionless, so as not to make the illiterate feel bad.

I like to think some NFL player came out with his socks on his hands, screaming obscenities at Roger Goodell for not putting a poster up.  I also got some autographs, which I found out I was unprepared for.  I had a piece of notebook paper in my pocket, the guy next to me had a hand carved wood Steelers sign, which he had strapped to his back.  Another guy behind me had a game ready helmet to get signed.  I realized at that moment the only difference between sports fans and nerds is what they get excited about.  Unfortunately, I’m both.