I got to go to fan appreciation day at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh this past weekend. I got to do some cool things, like see the Super Bowl trophies (they’re silver, just like on TV), get some autographs, and go into the Steelers locker room. I didn’t get to use Polamalu’s shampoo or kick a field goal (stupid kids hogging all the field), but I did get to stand next to a chair.

I thought it was funny how the NFL locker room had OHSA type signs, like how to tackle, file contract bonus claims, and how to dress.

I like to think some NFL player came out with his socks on his hands, screaming obscenities at Roger Goodell for not putting a poster up. I also got some autographs, which I found out I was unprepared for. I had a piece of notebook paper in my pocket, the guy next to me had a hand carved wood Steelers sign, which he had strapped to his back. Another guy behind me had a game ready helmet to get signed. I realized at that moment the only difference between sports fans and nerds is what they get excited about. Unfortunately, I’m both.