My wife and I decided to find out what gender the baby is. She wanted a surprise, but then we realized everything for baby is either pink or blue. Well, not everything, there were at least two green and yellow onesies out of the 1400 we saw. I wanted to find out so we can pick a name. I’m leaning for something original, but not too weird, like Captain Freedom Coen if it’s a boy or Mydadowns Firearms Coen for a girl.
I have a feeling it’s a girl, which is scary because all I know about girls is that they have emotions and stuff. And they like princesses A LOT. Then again, it will be nice to have a female be impressed by me, until she’s three, when her maturity will pass mine. If it’s a boy, I have a lot of important things to pass along, like how to let a grounder go between your legs and how to cropdust farts in a public setting. Either way, we’re both very excited.