Thoughts from this weekend

Fantasy Football is Dungeons and Dragons for sports fans.  It’s also the longest sports bet you can do.  “Here’s $20 – now I’ll see you in five months if I win.”

If you’re watching a show asking if Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster, I’ll ruin it for you – they aren’t going to prove it by the end.  If they had proof, it would be on the news and internet long before the show was done.

The Hallmark Channel depends more on Christmas season for profit than Best Buy and Walmart combined.  I peeked at the lineup of movies – there are more bad 80’s actors on the Hallmark Channel than in rehab right now.

College football used to have a national champion picked before the bowls.  Then it was after.  Then the top 2 played in a BCS championship.  Now four make a playoff.  Everyone still bitches no matter what.  In the future, college football teams will play three games, then 144 teams will make a playoff and people will burn down a campus when their team narrowly misses the cut at 1-2.