The Walking Dead is back, which means my Sunday nights go from “Oh poop, I have to work when I wake up” to “Yay! Walking Dead is on!” Then after an hour, back to statement one. I did however compile a list of things bad and good if this really happened.
Let’s start with the bad. 1) No cold beer. I should end the list here. 2) No video games, internet, TV. Almost as bad as number one. 3) No flushing toilets. Yikes. I shudder to think of people dropping deuces seventeen feet from my tent. I then realized all three of these remind me of camping. Thus, the no camping recently. 4) Zombies are trying to eat you. With the lack of showers and toilets, maybe they couldn’t tell you were a human. Unfortunately, I have no zombies to test this with.
The good? 1) Less people. Then again, the only people left are probably huge dicks, so this may be a wash. 2) You can steal anything, much like almost everyone I met in college. 3) You can murder zombies. This may be better than video games, except for the being eaten part. 4) If your job sucks in the real world, you could reinvent yourself as someone like the Governor in a zombie world. I’m pretty sure I’ve worked with a few guys that are one bad day away from that transition.
In summation, I am going to go out on a limb and say it would suck. The lack of hygiene alone would make it unbearable. Not only the stench, but can you imagine having to stare at someone with unpopped whiteheads every day? I think I would go it alone.