Anyone can break down the Super Bowl – it sucked. However, I can comment on the commercials. Subway – don’t show world class athletes, then sell me a sub with Fritos and BBQ sauce. Kind of insulting.
I can see a Chevy commercial from a mile away. Cowboy, check. Horse and/or cattle, check. Now show truck and play country music. There it is!
You can always count on whatever network has the game to plug the shit out of their average sitcoms. Also, I’m watching the game. I’m sure Bruno Mars will do great. I don’t need to be reminded of it every 14 seconds. I’m not a goldfish, forgetting my entire life every half minute.
I also learned car companies have about 40% of the airtime. Even more importantly, I learned that if I want to self-reliant, young, bold, and a grab life by the balls guy, I should drive ________. Thanks, car industry!
Tim Tebow doing a commercial for T-Moblie is the most fitting celebrity/company marriage ever. If you don’t get this joke, you’ve never had T-Mobile.
Bob Dylan said, “We will make your car.” I don’t want Bob Dylan making anymore music, let alone my car. Also, I resent them saying let the Germans make my beer. I’ll take a dirty thirty over a sixer of Beck’s any day. USA! USA! USA!