Not me, but I watched the show on TLC. So much hate and sarcasm hit me the second the show started, I nearly had a stroke. I recovered, and here’s the blog…
The show was about a bespectacled middle school mustachioed pedo creep who had an “emotional and sexual relationship” with his car. How do you have sex with a car? Answer? A lot of rubbing. Not much reciprocation either, apparently. They say we have nothing to learn from history, but I disagree. In 1300, a man smearing his crotch on a carriage would have been burned at the stake. Today, it’s cool. I feel the answer is somewhere in the middle as to how our society reacts, but after watching this show, I’m leaning 1300.
Second, this guy has a mid-90’s Chevy. I had an 89 Celebrity. Trust me, it’s not going to be around much longer. Even weirder, the guy said he was straight…but his car was referred to as Chase and a male. Is that gay? Is that straight? Does it matter? I don’t know, but it’s definitely not normal to call yourself one sexual orientation and then bang something inanimate referred to in the other sex. “I love women…but also my toaster Ralph.” What?
Then he broke the news to his dad and his dad was pretty laid back about it. Ah, nothing like father/son bonding. “So son, how’s your family?” “Pretty good, dad. I dry humped my Lumina in my driveway then had Taco Bell.” “Great! See you next week!” (Gunshot) Is there a stake around here?