Dating sucks. I once took a blind date to a concert, where she saw her ex and went to talk to him. She didn’t come back. I had a date go south so bad, I fist bumped the girl when she got out. I was shocked she didn’t fist bump my jaw. I’ve dated a couple ladies seemed alright – so alright they were dating other guys at the same time. I was pretty much done with the hassle, wishing sometimes I was a eunuch to save the aggravation.
I met my fiance after a particularly lame run that caused me to quit internet dating. She was beautiful and confident, so I gave her a call. She had watched my comedy that night, so she deserved a free meal for sure. I was surprised how easy she was to speak to and how smart she was. Most amazingly, she didn’t seem to want to change everything about me from head to toe.
I’m not an easy person to get along with. I don’t know if it is my eyebrows or deep voice, but I look pissed all the time (I usually am). I am sarcastic and about as romantic as an egg fart. I snore. My favorite music is heavy metal. I have the home improvement skills of a toddler. Yet she has loved me back. She makes me want to be better.
Tomorrow I will make her my wife. She is the love of my life. Where once there was nothing, now there is Hope. See you soon, babe.
Your BEST blog, EVER!! So happy for you both! Can’t wait to see you both tomorrow!!
Congratulations!!!!!
My romantic man, proclaiming his love in a comedy blog! ????
Great blog Chris! Congrats to both of you!
Awe. .. congrats
Well said
Haha very sweet. Congrats to you two from the Bakers.
Nice job Coen…but when I first read the title I thought it was gonna be about you
???????????? congrats! Tony and I are both excited for yas 🙂 u will love married life!!! Bahahaha
Congratulations dude!
Congratulations, Chris! May you both live happily ever after!
Give yourself some credit, this post was way more romantic than an egg fart. Congratulations, Coen! Wish you and Hope all the best!
Really happy for u brother! Congrats
Well said!
Congratulations!!!