I have seen a lot of posts and reposts of people talking about how much better things were in the 50’s or whenever, but last week I saw someone post about the 90’s. I remember the 90’s. They weren’t that long ago, but the author acted like it was some golden age of morality and it made me chuckle and roll my eyes. With that in mind, I figured I would take a stab at it.
Things were so much better in the (fill in the decade)! I remember when instead of people singing about making love, they just really heavily insinuated sex and may have dry humped the mike stand. It was a simper time. I remember when we had respect for our elders by holding doors for old people and then never visiting them in nursing homes, but we held some doors back then, gosh darnit! Instead of sitting around on our fat butts and playing video games on high def TV’s with internet play options, we sat around on our equally fat butts and played the old fashioned way, on smaller TV’s and crappier graphics like real men and women!
Yes, back in the (numbers), our women didn’t wear slutty clothes like now, they wore more modest slutty clothes which still offended the previous generation, which did it too. The men were real men, they only shaved some of their body hair, not most of it like now, those girly man girls! Yes, it was a simpler time, when we didn’t gave corrupt politicians, we had ones before social media and the internet that hid it better.
Well, I think I summed it up. Stay tuned for my take on things you can’t do anymore in your 30’s! (vomit)