I was going to blog about the Zimmerman trial, but after realized everyone with a blog, bullhorn or social media access had already tossed in their two cents. Plus I realized there’s not much funny about anything involved, so moving on. Hey everybody, I went book shopping!
My fiancee and I went to look at wedding books. In other words, 7000 bridal books and three groom books. The bridal books are in depth planners, with folders, tabbed sections, Q&A’s, how to’s, calendars, budget forms…you get it. The groom’s guide says basically “Buy a ring, then shut up and don’t ruin her day, scumbag.” Great.
I did pick up some valuable tips from what I’ve seen so far, such as the average wedding costs $22,000. Looks like Hot Pockets for the six guests I can afford to have. Oh, that and the four cases of King Cobra 40 ounce treats. I did notice the groom is supposed to plan the honeymoon. I can handle that. Two words, all inclusive. I will get enough free booze to make an entire island go bankrupt. I can finally take a bath in gin like I’ve always wanted to, all while eating lobster sandwiched between two steaks. You may have picked up on the fact I don’t vacation much.