Movie review: Oz, the Great and Powerful

Weed.  Weed.  Weed.  This movie and the whole series was clearly written by potheads.  No wonder they picked James Franco for this movie.  Actually, I take that back, I’m thinking acid or something harder.

The plot is that Oz is a circus magician, gets caught in a tornado and he winds up in Oz – yes, Oz goes to Oz.  Not to be confused with the prison show from HBO, that one was a little less family friendly, with all the shanking and man on man action.  Somewhere, a lunatic is running into a funnel cloud naked hoping he goes to magic world, then he gets ripped to pieces.  Anyways, he hits on a witch, then she gets mad when he doesn’t instantly marry her and turns green.  Reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

Oz is just a con artist, but uses his tricks to convince everyone he’s legit.  In other words, he’s a congressman.  As this movie goes on, I don’t know how the word midget is offensive, but munchkin is fine.  Seems a little off.  He uses his BS skills and saves the day.  In total, I give it a five out of ten if you’re coherent and an eight if you’re under the influence.  To be fair, just about everything gets an eight if you’re under the influence.  I have fun at Target after nine beers.