There is nothing more white trash than a guy holding a beer with a sleeveless shirt on yelling “I thought this was America!” I know because I have done this multiple times.
If you want to win a singing competition on TV, being a 16-21 year old girl puts you in first before a note is sung. Girls that watch the show will vote for you…and perverts. Lots of perverts.
I think my lady found a dead flea in the house. I have been itching for an hour now.
If you are watching the History Channel, here are the percentages of what you’re watching. 30% Hitler/Nazis. 25% Alaska based reality show, 15% Pawn Stars. Fill in the rest with terrorism stuff or Bible conspiracy shows.
I bought a McFlurry at McDonald’s when it was 19 degrees outside. Not because I wanted ice cream, but because I felt guilty about what I did to their bathroom. I had to buy something.