Why do movies played on TV have to attempt to cover up cursing? I just heard Ben Stiller called Matt Dillon a “froggin’ ashpole.” That’s not even remotely close to anything I’ve ever heard.
Why is E doing a special interview with Kristin Cavallari? An hour? “Well I was on the Hills then I dated Jay Cutler…and I like cheese…and lavender scents. That’s all I got.”
I’m pretty sure it’s not possible to go one week without Chris Brown trying to punch someone.
I don’t know if anything makes me more uncomfortable than seeing a grown man cry. OK, two guys kissing, but a grown man crying is up there.
I can write a blog three to five days a week. I have (although mostly horrible) over 2 hours of stage tested jokes. I can’t think of new t-shirt right now to save my life. Maybe if someone told me no Kardashian would ever be on TV again…that’s a good motivator.