Disney’s latest movie is Planes. It’s about cartoon planes. The tag – “If you’re looking for a hero…” Cartoon versions of inanimate objects as heroes? That’s dumb. Of course, I collect bobbleheads, action figures and just got a free poster for pre-ordering Grand Theft Auto 5. Maybe I should shut up. On a side note, it’s official, I hate more than half of new movies and 75% of new music. I am a certified old asshole now. Get off my lawn!
Inside tip to the cops investigating the Aaron Hernandez murder: Tom Brady is behind the whole thing. Arrest him now…or at least before the playoffs. He’s clearly guilty. You’ll get yours, you smug bastard.
There is a “Honey Boo Boo: Watch N’ Sniff” coming up. It’s official. It’s the beginning of the Apocalypse. Enjoy the horror of the next seven years. I don’t know how a watch n’ sniff works, but I hope the smell is a car running in a closed garage if I am forced to watch this atrocity. Sleep…sleep Coen…yes…