I was at Steak Escape, rewarding myself with a delicious cheesesteak because I burnt so many calories in a furious workout. By workout, I mean I did two, yes TWO rounds of mini golf with my lady. I’m surprised she was able to keep up with such a stellar athlete.
I was waiting on her to get to get a refill when a young gentleman with his son said, “Sir! Sir! Sir! You know who you should be for Halloween?” Well, that’s not the way most people introduce themselves. You know what monstrosity you remind me of? I asked him who, to which he replied, “That guy from the Hangover!” Great, Zach Galifinakis. I debated whether to ask him if he thought all white people look the same or immediately gag myself and puke up the food until I looked less fat. Oh well, at least I don’t look like a naked Asian man stuffed in a car trunk.