Tonight I will performing at the Union County Fair. This could be my most challenging show in quite a while, perhaps on the level of the 50th wedding anniversary show I did where the brother burst into tears about their deceased sister, then handed the mike off for a fun ol’ time. That’s a hard transition, in case you were curious.
It should be good, I know the crowds will be big, I just hope and pray children aren’t milling around. One, I don’t exactly cater to kids. They never fill the two drink minimum at clubs. Two, even I did, I would have to do magic or juggle and I have zero talent. That’s why I do comedy. If I was any less talented, I would have to guess people’s weight to earn my paycheck. Follow your dreams, kids, follow your dreams.