I was reading recently that Roger Waters of Pink Floyd fame has decided the Palestinians are the cause of the day and announced he will not perform in Israel anymore. This is monumental, since I’m sure Israelis are all tight in the pants to see a 70 year old rock the stage. Plus I’m sure they’re excited to get into huge groups, with the whole rockets and suicide bombing thing. I know if I was a Jew in the Middle East, I would avoid huge groups of other Jews like the plague. Easy target. I also doubt a ton of Palestinians are blaring drug induced Pink Floyd in solidarity. I like your music, but come on. What a boob.
Well, I might not be famous, but I am going to take a strong stance. I refuse to tell jokes in Iran. Mostly because I protest me getting beheaded once they hear my foul infidel mouth. I know this is a bold stance, but I think it’s high time I went out on a limb. I feel bad for the hundreds of thousands of Iranians that will never get to see my act, however I find without a head, I have trouble telling jokes.