I went to watch the Pirates and Indians play in Cleveland for Father’s Day with my family. A good time was had by all, plus I was treated to the normal conga line of weirdos. As we sat down, my lady tapped me to check out the row in front of us. There, in all her glory, was a girl, probably young twenties with a neck beard. Black, scraggly hair. Not all of God’s children are pretty, we know this, but if you have a neck beard and a vagina, this is not acceptable. Save EVERY DOLLAR until you get it taken care of, for God’s sake. If I had a dick growing out of my forehead, I’d probably skip the Friday night pizza splurges…until the DICK WAS REMOVED FROM MY FOREHEAD! More later, my internet went down while typing this up…