I made another observation about the opposite sex – they LOVE taking pictures. LOVE!!! I took pictures of the following (involving the ladies) – next to a police bus, next to a handicapped port-a-potty (I don’t know why either), in front of a Christopher Columbus statue, next to a parking lot pay shack, and in front of a dirty river. All wacky style, of course. If one of my pals asked for more than two pictures when sober, I would break his camera. At least I wasn’t in them. I remember when girls left their cameras in my frat house, me and Camp would take pictures of unflushed turds and extreme close ups of our nether regions and return said cameras – you couldn’t always make out details, but you knew it was something gross. You knew.
Proving that ladies are just as crass as guys, a couple of the girls graffittied up the bathroom, tried to steal things from the bar, ripped off strangers in a beer token exchange and relayed various stories about sex to me. Thankfully, I was sober all night, due to the fact I had to drive home, so I largely kept out of trouble. Of course, this is not usually the case, so be ready for round two, chicas. Oh, and don’t leave your cameras lying around – I may have a flashback.