it’s fine. Don’t worry. A lot of people do. In fact, I got to see the fine incarnation of “Khloe and Lamar” while I was at the gym. A young lady had it on. It was so awful, I cut my workout short by half. Even though every scene she was fully done up with makeup (seriously?), the dialogue was as entertaining as listening to someone with a massive head wound talk to an invalid, and the human interest level I had was zero, like I was staring at a pile of dog shit, waiting for it to do a trick…this young lady was soaking it all in. My ears were nearly bleeding trying to drown out the drivel with my iPod, but it penetrated my brain like the worm on Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.
You know, a lot of people enjoy these shows, so don’t feel bad. Of course, a lot people steal people’s identities and ruin their lives forever. A lot of people won’t stop and help another person who is hurt. A lot of people are devoid of humanity and are bringing our society to a screeching halt. Therefore, if you like these shows, just realize you are a net negative to the civil structure of America. At least, please never vote in a general election, or to borrow a line – vote the first Wednesday in November! At best, take a nap in your garage with the car running. And a tube running from your exhaust into your barely cracked window. It’s just less painful than actually living as such an uninteresting pile of cell matter.