I emceed the open mike again. I came to a profound realization. Open mike comedy with pros, touring comics and vets is just like the MLB home run derby…if they let anyone swing the bat for bringing a couple fans. “Next up, Prince Fielder. On deck, Jimmy the parking lot attendant. He has nine people here to see him. He actually has a problem with relationships, may truly be on PCP, but Prince didn’t bring anyone, so deal with it.”
Last night, seven new comics brought people and that is the key. The bigger the crowd, the better. As a side note, though, you get a ventroloquist, a guy flopping around on the ground talking about jerking off (in front of strangers) and “edgy” jokes that are just plain racist to 99% of America. Then I realized I get a free blog every single time someone does something moronic. It still is weird. Let me explain…
Last night a comic (not new, btw, but usually pretty solid) got onstage. “Keep clapping! If you don’t, I going to rape all of you!” Ah, the classic get ’em on your team by threatening rape! As if it actually happened, everyone would just stick around for the rapin’. “I was offended, but rules are rules…I hope he finishes quickly!” At least his material was strong. Did I mention the other new comics?