Thanks to an interesting Groupon, I got to do ninja training last week!
Actually, it wasn’t really that…it was just a redneck half opened barn with targets and I got to throw ninja stars, hatchets, and throwing knives. I was actually decent with the stars, as in I got about 1/3 to hit and stick in the target. Well, OK, target area. As in mostly the huge area around the target. Everything else I missed horribly.
We also shot bows, where I further discovered if you charge me at 1 foot per minute, I will kill you with a lung shot in 25 arrows or less. More likely, I will scare you by shooting all around your head, confusing and toying with you! I also got a horrible bruise out of the deal that sucked – you’re not supposed to let the bowstring slap your bicep 30 times.
It was fun, but yet another childhood goal is gone forever. I will never be a ninja assassin. I will however, now focus more on melee weapons and becoming a barbarian warrior! Back in the saddle!