Tonight my pal Cole Downs did his last show in Columbus before he moves to the Big Apple. Hopefully, for Columbus’s sake, it is indeed his last show (BURN!) It was fun, but this table of cows talked the entire time throughout the show, doing their best to stomp on a semi-emotional moment. I don’t have human emotions, so I am assuming it was emotional. As host Jeff Burgstrom pointed out, the only time they laughed (and it was a good show) was at a cup of straws. I sure hope they didn’t wreck on the way home…(I hope they wrecked). It was good and Cole did 20 minutes fun was had by all except the unsexables at the straw cup table. I just hated when there were a lot of man hugging at the end. I don’t even like shaking hands or the ol’ shoulder slap. Human contact bothers me. I was not nipple fed and this should be pretty obvious. Good luck, Cole! Don’t be homeless and for God’s sake, don’t try to hug me when you leave. I will shoot you.