Suffering for slutness

I did a show tonight at the South Campus Gateway outside OSU tonight.  It was about 50 degrees, misty rain and a cold wind blew the whole night.  Yet, as I gazed out to the groups of ladies, they refused to let the weather deny their street walker-esque outfits.  I saw a girl that could have stood to have lost a few dozen lbs. wearing a half shirt and a skirt so tight her legs were probably tingling.  Good dedication.  Snooki would have been proud.  I am old enough to remember when body suits were the rage.  Any chick in seventh grade with boobs was instantly hot if she was rocking a skin tight body suit.  Ah yes, early 90’s hotness.  Don’t cover up those B cups with the silk vest, baby.  Let your body shine!  (If anyone knows that song, you get bonus points from me – BBD 4 life playaz!)