Pre-game

People ask a lot if get nervous doing shows.  No, but occassionally my hands shake.  Nerves, DT’s (look it up), who knows?  The one thing, though, that plagues me, is the pre-show poo.  I always have to drop one before a show.  I was headlining Grumpy Dave’s in Bowling Green last night and my old nemesis, the BM hit me about 30 minutes beforehand.  I went into the surprisingly clean bathroom and some dick had booted the seat off.  I left, but unfortunately, my body did not recant its pledge to empty itself.

I finally went back in and did a wall sit to accomplish my goal.  I imagined the bowl was something the offending vandal loved dearly, like his iPod or face.  Well, I got through it, but I sure won’t be doing any squats this week in the gym.  Thanks, scumbag!