A discussion came up recently about tattoos. I joked that my next tattoo would be me riding a bald eagle with a beard wearing a Viking helmet, shooting two Uzis, with “Freedom isn’t free.” A blonde asked me, “Why do you have that?” First off, I don’t have that, dunce, it’s called sarcasm. Second, I would never wear a Viking helmet. But that tatty would be badass… The worst tatties I’ve ever seen? When people get their own names, I hate it. Especially with a basketball or a Papa Smurf or something stupid. Do you need a reminder? “My name is Steve! Look!” Good job, dummy. By the way, that’s a sweet Irish family crest blended with the Thundercats logo.