There is a lot of debate these days about whether we should show Osama’s beautiful death mask, the photo of his lanky beak-nosed psycho face with a fresh American bullet in it. I say yes. “But Coen, what about the reaction of the Muslim world?” They hate us already, dummies. I have NO problem with Muslims. In fact, I have no problem with any religion. I have a problem with the ol’ “I’m a Christian – now let me jam it down your throat!” people. They give Christians a bad name. Get off my nuts. Strangely, the PC crowd that despises the “religious right” usally supports speech restrictions on words like retard and gay and whatever is now offensive. Then they act super pissed when we mention the Middle East in a less than flattering way. I love individualism. We should all be free to be “fill in the blank.” Who do you like to bang? I don’t care. What god(s) do you follow? Don’t care. Live your life to the fullest and don’t be a dick. You love Jesus? Good, then don’t judge. You’re an aetheist? Then who cares if people find solace in the sacrifice of their Savior? Who am I to say anything? Culture is the key. There are fine Muslims in this country – doctors, businessmen, family oriented and hard working. Yet there is a part of the culture in the Middle East – that has nothing to do with religion sometimes – that seeks to eradicate Jews, anyone associated with Jews, and anyone that accepts the premise that a woman’s ankle is sin worthy of death. No wonder they’re so pissed. This, in my opinion, is why priests who touch kids crack. No beating it, no wife. 40 years later… I went three days without releasing the poison when I was 25. At this party I attacked my friend with a croquet mallet. My basic point? Release the Kraken or suffer the rage-induced consequences. Do you think Osama’s death photo is a problem? Ask the 2,977 dead souls bewailing their lost youth from 9/11 if they got a proper burial according to their respective religions. Is a proper Christian/Muslim/Jewish/Hindu/Buddhist/Agnostic burial involve jumping hand in hand with your wife from the 39th floor of a skyscraper? Plus, right now in that region those barbarians are burning Old Glory. Oh God, don’t incite them more! Pussy ass PC’ers. Restrictions are restrictions, no matter if they come from a religious stance or a “let’s hold hands and never offend anyone” viewpoint while the evil seek to topple free will. I stand with all or no religions if you believe that we, as men and women, can make our own decisions within the rule of law and not disrupt the fabric of society. When in doubt, drink. Everything gets better.