I went to work out Wednesday at my condo clubhouse. I realized someone was inside, turns out it was a 10 year girl watching “Kim and Kourtney whore around New York” or whatever. Who lets/makes their girl go to the gym to watch TV? More importantly, who lets their kid watch these boorish whorebags? Read a book, set yourself on fire, do something somewhat productive.
The bad thing was that it was BLARING. Even my podcast at max could not block out the invading evil force of Kardashian blather. Here’s what I observed at half attention: Kim is really pretty, but she’s one bad week away from having three asses and she’s seen more dicks than a shopping mall urinal. The more ugly short one is who kares? (She what I did with the K? I’m a comic!) The other one should be shot with a tranq and tagged before being released back into the wild. There was another who had a kid, but was skinny. She was better looking, but had one of those upper lips that looked like a mustache was fighting for control. Then there were asexual dudes they kept around, but who kares? (I did it again!)
It, and the fact I wanted to cut a lovely rose (fart) when running that I had to suppress because even I won’t cropdust a 10 year old, ruined my whole workout. Why do people watch this drivel? At least Kim didn’t fake her whole wedding…oh wait, she realized her husband didn’t have seven cocks and it didn’t work out for her.