Shut up Coca-Cola. I HATE working in groups. I am impatient and have no tolerance for wasted time. A+B=C. I have been president of at least seven groups/organizations and am currently president of my condo association…mostly b/c I didn’t attend the meeting and they snookered me into it. I run the meetings like a despot. “There’s a bird nest in my vent.” Put an M80 in there. I’m not hiring a groundskeeper at $35/hour. “There’s air coming out of my outlet.” Does your power still work? “Yes.” Here’s how you fix it. Duct tape a tube to your exhaust pipe. Put the other end through your barely cracked window. Run car in garage. Sleep. “When is pool opening?” Next Saturday. 15 minutes later…”When does the pool open?” Crawl in the bottom. We’ll fill it with water. When you float to the top – PARTY TIME! I am the greatest condo president ever.