Canoeing + brew = cabrewing

This Sunday I went canoeing.  They have very strict rules at yon canoeing place – no bottles.  Apparently some drunk guy drowned two years ago, so no bottles.  You can bring a case of beer, but NO BOTTLES.  I guess they are more likely to cause fatal injury or some other dumb accidents, like litterbuggery.  I refuse to use sunscreen also, because men don’t use sunscreen (translation: I am sunburnt and will probably die of skin cancer at some point).  It was fun, but the beer, sun, and physical activity mean I went to sleep at 5 pm and now it’s one am and I am wide awake.  Thanks for nothing, cabrewing.