I hate when people name days. OK, Black Friday is fine. Then Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday, Colostomy Bag Tuesday (that one didn’t take off). They do it for sports, too. Showdown Sunday, Standoff Saturday, how about week 12? Or STFU Sunday?
What in the hell in going on with kid touching in sports? I have a remedy – if you touch kids, you room with the inmate with the most kids so he beats you to death. If you cover it up, the current MMA champ dresses up like your college’s mascot, and beats you to death. Ever had your ass kicked by an Orange or scarf wearing Lion? Scumbags.
I am an Ohio State fan. Urban Meyer and now OSU is stomping Duke in men’s basketball. Life is so good for my college sportsdom I’m waiting on a call to come in and naked steamroll the cheerleaders for an annual stipend of $50,000 a year. Naked steamroller! Tee hee!