The top enemies of comedians are drunk single dudes who think they’re funny and blurt out stupid unfunny comments all show…and girls under 25. This of course extends to bachelorette parties, the bane of a good show (See Coen vs. Drunk Chick on my site for an example). Last night there were three attractive young white chicks who yelled out shit all night which I heard as “LOOK AT ME! I’M YOUNG AND HOT!” Yuck. Of course, this was exacerbated by the comics kissing their ass b/c comics never get any and are desperate for any attention. I ignored them wholly until one yelled out during my closer about dirty talk. I said women are way better at dirty talk and she screamed. I obviously called her a whore and it bounced off her annoying social armor, b/c she was recognized, making her night. I can’t deal with people impervious to insults. It is my weakness. That, and tickling. I hate being tickled, but that is for another blog. I HAVE FACEBOOK! I’M IMPORTANT! Thank God I’m not 24 anymore, I can’t deal with that shit.
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Those 24 year old drunk chicks are the ones tunning into MTV and watching Jersey Shore like it’s a religion. It’s their fault that the networks keep funneling garbage into my old lady’s brain. That and her insistance that she’s 10 years younger than she really is.