Tonight I will be doing stand up as Chris Coen, but then I will be chumming with the crowd as Dean Martin, the King of Cool at a benefit at the Center of Science and Industry in Columbus. This is either going to be awesome or I am going to make a total fool of myself in front of Columbus’s power elite and millionaires at a $360/ticket event. I have been watching Dean Martin clips, songs and bio info as prep and even have been tanning to make my German/Scot-Irish self look as Italian as possible. I do however have the southeastern Ohio heritage and the heavy drinking down pretty well.