Gigs when you start…

I did a show several weeks ago where the motel I was put up in some dude two doors down was being cuffed and stuffed into a black SUV.  Tonight, the room I did was nearly cancelled b/c one of the bouncers got stabbed in the arm on Saturday.  Welcome to comedy.  I have had three people vomit during my set (not due to content, LOL), one onto the stage.  I had another show where the comic before got hit in the chest w/ a pitcher of beer, I hit stage with a fever of 102.  I believe that hope is for the weak.  I will be touring full time come hell or high water, but for God’s sake, it’s not a picnic.  If you want it, cialis trial offer take it…and dodge the pitchers and puke.  See you at the next gig!  Anyone else think they’re funny?