First blog…

Hello all.  I was asked recently by a 4′ 10″ Guatemalan how to make it in comedy.  Here goes…First you have to drink heavily.  Second, you get on stage and your friends tell you that you are the new revolution of humor.  Then your friends quit coming out and you bomb horribly several times.  Eventually, you get OK, which means you get laughs enough not to cut yourself in your bathroom like Lindsay Lohan after a bender.  After years of getting short paid, you finally get funny enough to get work in obscure towns entertaining drunks, which means comedy clubs tell you to go to hell and never call again.  After that, you lose several jobs chasing your delusional dreams of being a comedian.  Then, if you survive all cialis jelly that – you’re finally above an open miker…and you’re years away from making enough to not live in your car.  With no insurance.  He took it pretty well.  I’m sure I’ll never see my new friend again, but I felt like I uplifted his spirit.  Anyone want to hear about my thoughts on finding true love?  Tune in next week!