Comedy first

I did a show in Coldwater, MI last night and the headliner was a little late…90 mins late.  I was on stage for an hour and 15 mins. and literally ran out of material at 60 mins.  I ended up just telling some funny arrest stories until he showed up and realized that I am not a normal human being.  Who has 15 minutes worth of getting arrested stories?  I do.  After the show I went to the hotel and went to the arcade room at midnight b/c I was bored but it was shut down.  As I left, a group of 14 year old girls were sitting on the stairs.  As I passed, one said, “That guy scares me.”  It is good to know there are still solid parents teaching their daughters to stay away who makes cialis from guys like me that have a bevy of getting arrested life experiences.  Maybe there is still hope for America.  Not for me, but for America, just maybe.