Baseball stinks

Baseball is the worst pro sport ever.  My favorite team hasn’t had a winning season since I entered 8th grade.  How long has that been?  George Bush was president.  The first one.  At least I have softball to fall back on.  Nothing says “I am trying desperately to hold on to my miniscule athleticism” like softball.  Except dodgeball.  I play that too.  The only more beer friendly sport than softball is horseshoes, where if you don’t have a beer in your hand, you automatically lose…and no cornhole is not a sport.  Anything w/ beanbags or cards is not a sport, but it is very beer friendly, so I won’t bash safe cialis it.