CHRIS COEN

I got my first chance to feature at the Funny Bone in Huntington, West Virginia.   Dec. 26.  I have done shows at strip clubs, punk rock bars, VFW halls, and God knows what else.  Comedy is a rough biz.  I have had beer pitchers thrown at me, people walk out, the show cancel with no call after I drove an hour.  This is my chance.  Kiss my ass, Sea Bass – I’m going to rock the hell out of WV.  Sometimes these posts are for buy cheap cialis online me, this is one…  Hell yeah.

I did a “benny” which is a benefit show where you get nothing but some kind of moral reprieve for so called good works.  It was for Toys for Tots.  Outside the show a military man who just got out of basic started a conversation with me.  He is being deployed to Afghanistan in the spring, but he asked why I was at the show.  I told him I was a comic.  He then said, “Comedians do a great service to our country.”  He was serious.  I love the military, but I know a lot of comics/drunks/drug addicts/degenerates/unemployed/neurotics and the last thing I would tout is a comedian’s intrinsic value to the fabric of American society.  Heads up, people.  No one gets into comedy for service, we get into it b/c we are psychos who have a craving for attention/laughter for a variety of poor reasons.  Thanks for the compliment, but you boys are the heroes.  I found a way to paid on occasion to drink cialis overnight shipping beer.  You win.

I’ve had about enough of Hollywood and their degenerate movies.  Coming out soon is the movie “Black Swan”, a thriller that features a torrid love scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.  Two women.  What kind of morally decrepit freak could endure such unnatural passion between a dark-eyed, raven haired, full lipped young actress and another actress with perfect skin, dangerously cialis tablets 5mg young looking innocence and with an equally flawless body.  Two confused yet curious females, exploring the dangers of forbidden fruit…I for one, put my foot down!  And my $9 for another ticket.  But only for research purposes!

I had the annual “Did you put your Christmas tree up?” conversation with my Mom today.  No, it is buried in a plastic container in my storage area.  Of course, I have this discussion every year with the same results.  I don’t hate Christmas, but why put up a fake tree?  So my dog can 24 hour cialis potentially urinate on it?  Perhaps to entertain the one guest I have over every other month?  Plus I may be bitter.  My birthday is December 15th.  One year my Grandma got me a toy on my birthday.  My Christmas gift?  Batteries for said toy.  Hard to compete with Jesus for birthdays.  It would be like arguing how good I was in high school football with Jim Brown.  “Well, sir, did you have six pancake blocks against the West Muskingum Tornadoes?  That’s what I thought, shitbag!”

I did a trivia w/ a group cialis how long to take effect tonight.  I have done this several times.  Three worst things – 1) The person who contributes nothing before the team submits a wrong answer, but is an expert after the fact.  “You know, I knew it was that.”  Shut it zero.  2) The instant expert.  “Well Bob here watched a TV show once of machines, so he knows how many ice cream sandwiches can be made in an hour at full production.”  3) The skeptic.  Our question one time was when did the Battle of Wounded Knee occur?  I said, being a former president of the national history honorary in college, 1890.  “Are you sure?”  My answer: Well, the Sun Dance movement was the final native religious movement in American history.  It caused the military to suspect an uprising among the reservations.  Also, it was the last major “conflict” between America and Indians as they turned a gatling gun on unarmed Indians.  “Are you sure?”  YES I’M SURE, YOU DUNCE!  Beyond that, trivia is awesome.  Enjoy.

The latest TSA best prices on cialis “groin check” controversy is annoying; especially b/c pilots are getting patted down also.  Why would a pilot bring a bomb onto a plane?  “My wife left me, I lost my house…I want to kill everyone on this flight.  How can I do this?  If only I had a bomb – damn TSA!”  This is on the same level as the “No firearms in this business” signs that would keep exactly no one from gunning down everyone.