• Camping etiquette

    Posted by on May 3, 2010

    I love camping.  As long it’s 70-73 degrees, isn’t muddy, doesn’t rain, I don’t get bug bites, my air mattress isn’t leaky, there’s women around (there are never women around), and there is something fun to do like drink.  OK, I don’t really like camping, but if you drink enough, you don’t care about waking up w/ back pain b/c your tent is on uneven ground.  My number one pet peeve is the the classic guy who passes out at 8 pm then wakes up at 5 am to tear down all the tents while I’m in a semi-coma b/c cialis tadalafil side effects I tied one on for 14 hours the day before.  Then that guy passes out as you drive back home and fills your car w/ thick and repugnant beer farts.  Mmmm….PBR gas.  Let’s do this again sometime, Daniel Boone.

  • Baseball stinks

    Posted by on April 27, 2010

    Baseball is the worst pro sport ever.  My favorite team hasn’t had a winning season since I entered 8th grade.  How long has that been?  George Bush was president.  The first one.  At least I have softball to fall back on.  Nothing says “I am trying desperately to hold on to my miniscule athleticism” like softball.  Except dodgeball.  I play that too.  The only more beer friendly sport than softball is horseshoes, where if you don’t have a beer in your hand, you automatically lose…and no cornhole is not a sport.  Anything w/ beanbags or cards is not a sport, but it is very beer friendly, so I won’t bash safe cialis it.

  • Bad ideas

    Posted by on April 24, 2010

    The worst things for drunks?  Having opposite sex numbers in your cell after midnight…eBay (I own a Captain America shield made for a six year old)…getting pulled over (everything is funner drunk – except that)…White Castle (best and worst at the same time)…  Feel free to add your brand cialis cheap order own!

  • Redneck fun times

    Posted by on April 19, 2010

    Went to the wilderness to ride four wheelers and shoot guns.  Oh and to drink beer, which I do quite proficiently in the ordering cialis city as well.  Realized – 1) Don’t try to drink while steering with one hand while going 30 mph through a forest, 2) Probably a good idea to wear ear plugs if shooting 12 fully loaded guns for 2 hours and 3) Actually use the blankets instead of passing out w/ the blankets still on the Gator.  Good times.

  • Summer is here

    Posted by on April 11, 2010

    Not really, but I bought a ticket to Dime a Dog night at the Columbus Clippers.  What better way to feel like dog shit than to eat 7 hot dogs that have been sitting under a heat lamp for 2 days?  While we’re on the topic, and by we I mean me, is Ticketmaster owned by Satan?  I bought an $8 ticket and all of the sudden it hit me up for $12 and some change.  Multiply that mystery charge by every concert, sporting event, and whatever else and Ticketmaster basically makes eleventy billion dollars an hour.  That is a lot of money.  Good thing I have my hot dogs generic cheap cialis and my pride.

  • New pics

    Posted by on April 8, 2010

    My room in Vegas was awesome.  cialis dosage side effects My luck, not so good.