Author: Chris

I played in a flag football tourney yesterday.  We won the first game w/ no injuries by beating a church team w/ two guys in their 40’s.  We then looked over to the next field and realized we had to play a team of all 17 and 18 year old high school athletes.  The command decision was instantly made to quit the tournament undefeated and go cialis dosage options to the bar at noon, avoiding the same of being destroyed by the shirtless high schoolers, who looked like they were filming an Axe body spray commercial.  Remember kids, it’s easier to change the rules to make yourself look good than to bother with awful truth that you no longer can compete.  White Lightning: 2010 undefeated season!  Team disbanded, but not forgotten.

I have been lobbying the USO for a chance to perform in front of our true heroes, the men and women of the US military.  We know medicament cialis the tales of the cast of the Hills, but not one name of patriots that have given the last full measure of freedom.  Embarrassing: I include myself.  My Dad was a forward observer for the 101st Airborne in Vietnam and they had a 90% casualty rate.  My best accomplishment was making it home from the bar at 3 am.  Thomas Jefferson said “The only death a democracy can die is by its own hand.”  Thank a Vet next time you think your life stinks.  Bob Hope rocks – what a true American.

I saw some hippies holding signs outside a BP station that said “BP = Killers of the Sea”.  I wanted to hold a sign next to them that said “BP lost a lot of oil and needs the money, please buy gas often”.  The sad thing is that a few birds covered in crude oil drives people to picket, but the 13 dead oil riggers?  Nothing.  Why can’t BP come to my condo complex and lose some oil on those stupid geese so they quit crapping on my sidewalk where I get my mail?  Geese are the worst. cialis drug impotence

I will be on the weekly wrap show on radioawesome.com – good free indie music and hilarity.  Available for download on iTunes linked right to the website.  Check it out.

Also, date has changed for the show buy tadalafil cialis at Go Bananas – now June 2, not June 9.

I went to the gas station to get beer and a dude came in with his woman.  She said, “I forget what pump cialis soft tabs online we’re at.”  He was frustrated and walked out with me.   Another guy getting into his car said, “Women.  Can’t live with ’em.  Can’t chop ’em up into little pieces.”   The other gentleman said, “I hear that.”  What the hell is going on with our world?  What an ass.  Of course you can chop ’em up into little pieces.  Lazy SOB.  LOL!!

I watched a lot of Hoarders and the other version on the other channel.  Nothing says needy like someone who hangs on to useless crap like a Hoarder.  One lady moved in w/ her Mom and took over the house in less than a year buying fabric.  daily cialis results Her brother gave her a three month ultimatum and all she could say was “He’s not being sensitive to my needs.”  Meanwhile, ol’ Mom was unable to eat at her kitchen table.  I should be a hoarding psychologist, but instead of advice and counseling I would use verbal assault and a blowtorch.  If your life sucks that bad, hoard rope and exposed ceiling beams you waste of oxygen.