With so much seriousness, I thought I would ask real questions to help lighten your load from the onslaught of political propaganda being slung at you daily.
– How many Super Tuesdays are there? I feel like there’s been at least 12 by now. Can we come up with some new names?
– I don’t think I can “FeeltheBern” – that’s sexual harassment. I don’t even know him.
– I have seen the following articles, blogs and social media posts: Ted Cruz wants to imprison women for having abortions and set up a Christian theocracy in place of the US Government; Bernie Sanders is a racist, then a sexist; Hillary Clinton is a racist and a right winger; Donald Trump needs to show his birth certificate because he’s Scottish and John Kasich is still in the race. Oh wait, the last one is true. Long story short, you may want to reconsider some of the things you read online.
– Why are some states winner take all and others proportioned? It’s like they gerrymandered their own primary system.
– Whatever candidate offers to watch my daughter the weekend Captain America: Civil War comes out will show their true patriotism and likely get my vote. I’m looking at you, “The rent is too damn high” guy!