My wife thought it would be funny to give me and a my daughter a bald eagle hand puppet for Christmas. It’s a great way for me to teach my daughter important things every child should know, so I love it. I named him Sam and boy, is he smart.
Sam’s bits of wisdom? Glad you asked!
“My favorite color is red, white and blue!” (Heard in the background from my wife – That’s three colors.) “That’s what a commie would say!”
“Bald eagles live forever!”
“Freedom isn’t free, but Americans get it for a discount because they’re awesome!”
“Eagles love telling people about liberty, except commies. We poop on them! Let’s go poop on commies!”
“Your sister’s name should be Liberty!” (Heard in the background – NO!)
I think my wife doesn’t like this gift as much as she used to. I think I need to find a George Washington hand puppet, then we are really going to learn some things.