About a year and a half ago, my lady saw a pretty cool new item on Kickstarter called the Coolest. Kickstarter, for those that don’t know, is a website where if your idea is cool, people give you cash to get it going and get cool perks. I thought a recliner that you can also use as a mini fridge and toilet would be sweet, but I’m sure there’s a health code and I’m too lazy to build it. Plus product testing would suck.
Well, out of the blue, I got my Coolest.
That bad Oscar has a blender, a bluetooth speaker, an LED light and a USB. Plus a bottle opener, for when I quit taking cans to parties in 2030.
More, you say? Yes, it also has plates, a cutting board, a ceramic knife that I think you can kill pumas with, a bungee cord to strap other things on top, like dead pumas, and extra wide tires for off road drinky time. The battery for the blender and charger lasts up to eight hours also, which by then, I’ll be unconscious.
The only drawback is that the day I got it, it was 43 degrees out, so now I have to stare at it until late Spring 2016. That gives me time to practice my stabbing technique for all the puma attacks I anticipate when I go out with it. I should probably also figure out what a bluetooth is and how to use it.