Extreme Cheapskates, one of my favorite shows, is on. I’m pretty thrifty in my beer choices, I drink garbage…but I also like it. Maybe I’m not frugal, I’m an alkie. At least I don’t scrape leftovers off people’s plates at restaurants or use washrags to wipe my ass like the maniacs I watched this weekend. Hand me an Old Milwaukee, please.
From watching the commercials, I realized this channel is weirdos, uninteresting dating shows, little people and medical freaks. Want to learn math or science on the Learning Channel? Nope! Want to learn about history or geography? Not here! Want to see a person whose skin falls off when they sneeze or watch Alaskan women try to find love in a beach setting? We got that covered! You’re welcome, now you’re all smart and shit.