– If you’re freezing, don’t watchThe Grey. Or if you have a fear of being eaten alive by wolves.
– I changed my own air filter the other day for the first time. I am ashamed that I was proud of myself.
– I would maybe one percent be upset about the Post Office ending Saturday delivery if I checked my mail more than once or twice a week.
– Chris Brown must be one smooth talker if Rihanna took him back. I’m pretty sure she options with all that money. Then again, maybe she has explosive diarrhea. That’s probably it.
– Now that football is over, the Walking Dead is only thing keeping me from sleeping all Sunday.